She's JV to your varsity
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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