I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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