that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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