Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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