I didn't shave. On purpose
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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