think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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