But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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