Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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