I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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