Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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