question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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