Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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