Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
soo... how was my night?
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