Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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