You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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