yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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