I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i would punch a child for taco bell
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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