Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off