it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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