lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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