so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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