He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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