She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
