Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today