This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Man Helps Gorilla Find His Next Tinder Date
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.