im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means