I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I love you.
Bad choice
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