I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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