He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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