Say something about gay babies.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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