I looked at my own cervix.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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