I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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