none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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