I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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