I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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