Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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