I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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