Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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