i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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