no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I have feelings that need drinking.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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