I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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