I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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