We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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