I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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