he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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