office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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