i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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