He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He better not be in your backpack
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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