I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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