Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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