Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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