They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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