All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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