Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You were trust falling into bushes
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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