i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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